A more realistic version of events.

6:00pm Warm up and Practice

Bowden on beer number 8, arrives at shed telling us that he hates us all and he never drinks
Churchill arrives at the Cricketers. Starts to wonder where everyone else is.
Chappell and Minister walk in holding hands
Reynolds still deciding which clothes to wear
Rockell breaks his hand punching the taxi driver for missing the turning
Coxy Still at work
Hallet realises he has the wrong colour shoes on and cycles to ASDA
Clavey fills up the juke box with 200 of the worst songs ever recorded.
Kempey needs a hair cut

7:00pm Start (Don't be late otherwise you will miss your shot)

Coxy Still at work
Chappel And Minister want to play scotch doubles, as they do everything together.
Clavey hits the repeat button on the juke box just incase we arent already annoyed enough
Hallet held by security at ASDA after singing 'blue suede shoes' to the 25 stone female security guard
Rockell breaks out of police station, breaking his other hand in the process
Reynolds delivery of 900 Jaffa cakes arrives
Churchill found slumped in a bush outside the cricketers.
Bowden asking why the snooker table has shrunk
Kempey needs a hair cut

11:30pm

Coxy texts Clavey to say he cant make it
Hallet wakens from his drunken sleep to announce Minister and Chappel 'man and wife'
Churchill found outside on the trampoline... Asleep
Reynolds completes a rubics cube in one hand, eats a jaffa cake in the other and still beats rockell
Clavey admitted to A+E with a juke box shoved up his a$$
Bowden standing in front of the mirror pretending his pool cue is his new girlfriend
Kempy needs a hair cut

12:00 midnight

Appleby still not been picked by either captain

*lol* *lol* *lol*

That really was -> *lol*

Fecking funny as fook....

Don't u have a day job mate???

Superb Steve *lol* you don't need to worry about my hands though, they're indestructible *pissed*

Don't worry about being beaten by Lisa either, you're on the same team!

*grin*

*grin*

nice one steve

pick coming sometime soon

Ok after some deliberation my next pick is a girlie lookalike

kempy

When do subs become available?

lol... just pick steve... otherwise he might cry*annoy*

If Pete picks Steve, then we get Coxy. Being the USA Dave could speak to Pete with a trade in mind. Coxy for koopa. Then it could be the USA franchise v Europe and the rest of the god damn universe!!!!*spank*

Don't want a repeat of Yarmuff! So Coxy it is (hopefully he wont be working or jogging), which means Cricks is the fat kid with glasses.

Wahay! Put the fat lad in goal.

Glad I'm USA, means I can wear the same top as last year and not have to go shopping :)

Don't worry guys I'm there. Night off booked. What night is it again

Friday 7th December, 19.00.

Much like an X factor vote..... either its ridged or some stupid voting. Lol

Now captains should pick their reserves...

Like you went shopping last year

Bargain Booze, Threshers, Oddbins....

*drinking*

Seeing that Senile Hustler has picked a bloke that looks like a bird I'll have a bint that thinks she's a geezer. First sub, from the colonies, is the Pikey.

*kiss*