I lost 10-2, Jimmy's fault couldn't concentrate after Jimmy assaulted my son *tdown*

Jimmy the child beater. All coz chappers kicked his ass PMSL *spank*

Bloomy it's gonna be a long season. Not only are you BOTTOM but you've been spanked by the 2 weakest players *spank*

To be fair the sound that it made after it smashing into his head was horrible.... is he alright???? Jimmy is such a bully!!!!!

Think my boy might be a vampire, its gone!

If Carlsberg did first aid kits.............

I know JK it should have been 2 easy wins, probably my only chance to get wins, now I have the best in MK to face now..........you *zipit*

Gone?!?! Jesus...

Literally no bump and the slightest of red marks (even though it was the white that hit him!)

He said its still sore so probably a bruise will appear soon, which should be perfect for when the police arrive to take a statement *reading* *hillarious*

Lol. I couldn't believe it when it happened and the sound.. at first I thought it it hit the wall but when he went down my stomach turned... I think we were all in shock.

And if he does play in goal he ain't very good.. lol

anywho I won and u lost... must have been all the dust and rubbish in ur eyes after climbing out of the hole to make it to the game

Gone? It cant be gone mate. Are you sure its your son your looking at and you havent taken Churchill home instead?

Thinks its him, well I dropped him off at school anyway, but then again it could still be JK as he's often found outside schools *hillarious*

It was one deep hole!

The hole was soooo deep I have to re-level the table twice as the leg kept falling in.... *hillarious*

Thanks John, knew you was on my side ;)

Let me know when you're back I'll pop the money over

Should be back about 7

Earlier result..... Koopa 8-4 Fairbrass

me against jammy tonight. keep your kids locked up so that they're not at risk from flying cueballs. think i'll wear some protective headgear tonight. PMSL *hillarious*

Chappers 10 - 2 cricks

i was given the last 3 becoz he couldnt take anymore battering.

Nice result Chappers...

Result 9 3 to bloomy....

Nice result chappers. you're on some form at the moment. make sure you bring it with you on sunday

Not really, it was only against Steve and we all know he's not the greatest of players, theres potential there but a lot of work needed *hillarious*

Our result don't count Steve I had a new cue that day and we had not bonded like we have now (we're sooo good together now, a real couple!!!)